Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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