Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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