Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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