over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize