Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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