dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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