They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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