it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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