the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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