a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
try to milk me bitch
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