like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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