So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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