I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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