worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
