so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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