What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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