Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You need a sexual gate keeper
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
