Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
there is puke in my bra ... again
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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