he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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