My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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