super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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