First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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