i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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