Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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