just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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