it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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