the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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