she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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