from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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