butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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