thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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