She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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