Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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