these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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