so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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