i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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