i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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