I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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