He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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