you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
