Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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