They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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