the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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