good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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