i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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