i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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