My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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