did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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