So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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