My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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