Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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