check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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