It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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